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Q :How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?.
A #1: Fifty four: Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time sheets, two to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
A #2: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb - to his.
A #3: How many can you afford?.
A #4: Heck, you need 250 just to apply for the research grant.
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